Several people have asked me where I do my model building......amongst other things. Luckily being "empty nesters" we have bedrooms we don't even use, other than the dawg, so one has been converted into a mini-shop so to speak.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
MODELS AND WORKSHOP
Several people have asked me where I do my model building......amongst other things. Luckily being "empty nesters" we have bedrooms we don't even use, other than the dawg, so one has been converted into a mini-shop so to speak.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
An update
It's ridiculously warm here in Ontario for the month of April. We didn't have too much of a winter by historical standards which suits me just fine, hardly any snow at all which didn't help the golf course one little bit.
Speaking of the golf course, St Andrews Valley, just 700yds from our front door, I work there in the summer part time as a Starter enjoying all the benefits of a spectacular golf course and utilizing it in the winter as 176 acres of dog training facility. Life is good!! We started early this year although the grass is only just starting to grow.
I've been offered a couple of yacht deliveries for this year but I've turned them both down. One from Toronto down to Antigua......fine once you hit the Gulf but until then a bit of a pain. The other from the West Coast down to Cabo in the late Fall. Although I've turned this one down the opportunity is still there so I've time to think on it a little more.
Speaking of boats I'm in the middle of another model...the Bluenose....it'll keep me busy for a while.....beats the hell out of watching the TV. Later this year, for the Winter, I'm going to start the HMS Surprise which is about a two year project. "Surprise" was both an actual historical vessel but also features strongly in Patrick O'Brian's novels of Aubrey and Maturin fame. The movie Master and Commander was loosly based on Patrick O'Brian's novels and they used a replica of the Surprise named HMS Rose currently docked at the maritime museum in San Diego.
Personally I've lost a ton of weight in the last few months. I was getting definitely mature/portly. I've dumped about 25 pounds. Life is good. Getting out more on my mountain bike. Of course now the golf and outdoor tennis season is upon us which is a good thing.
The novel is at a bit of a standstill just now but that's choice on my part. I'll get back to it eventually. I found it can get engrossing to the extent that the characters can keep you awake at night.
I think my next little story will be "Four Years on the Left Bank." Just some anecdotes about living in Paris soon after Algeria got her independence....rough times but I was footloose and single.
Every day's a gift!!
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
WAXCOATS AND WELLIES

No matter what the weather it’s spectacular up there and yet you’re really not far from anywhere by Canadian standards. Nothing has changed much up here in the Yorkshire Moors. They got electricity some time back and that’s about it.
If you’ve never been there this is the land of Herriot, the Fells and soaring moorland. The only sounds the constant wind, curlews riding the air, the bleating of distant sheep and the burbling of a close by beck. The Lake District beckons slightly to the West but that’s a different area….a different story.
For many of us our lives are parochial…..certainly not a bad thing. We live, work and die in our parish and are happy with this. We live good productive lives, rear good productive children and are remembered for being just that – good people but parochial.
Some of us live or have lived, at times, a different type of life, quite often brought about by travel more often brought about by curiosity. Certainly less parochial. Certainly more risky. More rewarding? Depends on your parish.
Quite often they could easily have lived in a different time. They march to their own drum. Some are well educated. Some have no formal education at all. They all have one thing in common. They are happy being inside looking out!
I wanted to avoid Leeds. Leeds was the antithesis of everything I disliked about the industrial north. Each to his own for sure but I never liked it. I remember it as a dirty place. Grey with grey people, grey buildings, grey lives. I also am well aware that these are my glasses I’m looking through, certainly not rose tinted when it comes to Leeds. Perhaps your glasses have a different tint…..which would be a good thing.
Where did this idea of a shepherd’s crook come from? Still haven’t figured that part out so many years later. Perhaps it was from watching “All Creatures Great and Small” on PBS.
My search for the Grail (replace Grail with Crook) started in Harrogate and ended in Skipton. I won’t bore you with the trek itself other than to say that it took me through some of the more spectacular parts of the Yorkshire Dales. Certainly a most circuitous route as Harrogate to Skipton, in a straight line, is only about ten miles.
Not one of these folk was well educated, formally that is. In fact just the opposite is the case. All of these folk were distilled products of their environment. Steeped in tradition and honed by experience. The net result a spirit to be envied.
These four had traits in common. An inner satisfaction with their lot. An abiding love of history and how they saw themselves “fit.” A philosophical view of their world and, at times, critical of the new and perhaps outside world. An innate curiosity.
All this wrapped up in a quirky sense of humour.
Harry from Skipton was the most surprising of them all.
By asking around I had been directed, in almost unintelligible Yorkshire dialect, to a gunshop called The Shooting Lodge. I had been assured that they had a selection of walking sticks and crooks.
A gunshop! Not like a North American store with it’s camouflage, blaze orange racks, handguns under the counter and insistence upon the rights of the second amendment. Rather a quiet, tastefully decorated shop. Behind the counter a gentleman in blazer and tie, not Harry by the way, no handguns in sight and very few rifles.
No Harry though. No sticks. No crooks. More breadcrumbs. The clerk in the blazer directed me to another shop just across the cobbled yard, no more than twenty paces away. Waxcoats and Wellies!
It was the type of store described in England as “A purveyor of country clothing to gentlemen” as pompous as that might sound. The home of Barbour and green wellies. Jodhpurs and cavalry twills. Plus fours and flat caps. Real Arran sweaters and shoes that might cost a months salary. Truly if you had to ask you couldn’t afford it. Most items bought “on account” unless you were a tourist. A visitor. Just passing through.
Waxcoats and Wellies. Owned by The Shooting Lodge. Owned by Harry.
Harry was not, in fact, your typical storeowner although it should be said he was entrepreneurial by nature and typically canny. He was in fact a cattle breeder of some renown. He was also a cattle judge at the many “Fairs” held both locally and in Scotland his breed of choice being Aberdeen Angus. He also kept some Highland Cattle simply because he said he liked the look of them.
The end of the breadcrumb trail is perhaps in sight…….but the tale is only just beginning.
"Go out of Skipton and bear right at t’fountain. Go three, four mile then turn left at t’church. Follow thee nose until tha gets to auld barn on t’right.”
OK I’ve already had it. There’s no way I’m going to be tramping round the tops, in a rented car, looking for a farm I wouldn’t recognize and Aberdeen Angus cattle….they’re mostly black aren’t they?
Later in the day I followed his, mud splattered, Land Rover out of Skipton driving, as if in a tunnel, between the dry stone walls that crisscross the entire countryside in this part of the world.
“I often stop ‘ere on t’way ‘ome when sun is low like this” he says. “Reminds me of wot I am and ‘ow little I am.”
“There ye are lad. T’home farm.”
“Bought if ofn ol’ George Hislop almost thirty year since” he said. “’aven’t changed much since then. Put in a new generator. No electricity up ‘ere. T’farm isself is four hundred acres but I ‘ave grazing rights over another thousand. I keep big beasts close to farm but ‘ave Swaledales on t’tops.”
We pull into a cobbled yard my rented Golf happy to arrive. Two border collies tear out of a stone shed, greet Harry then sniff me carefully to make sure I pose no threat. “ ’ang on a minute” he says “ ‘ave to turn on generator, get some lights on.”
A muttering from another stone shed a little further from the house and with that lights sprang up in the old house shining yellow onto the old cobbles.
“Come in lad. Don’t ‘ave to tek shoes off. Mek your sen at ‘ome.” His accent was deeply Yorkshire but seemed in keeping with the surroundings.
We were in the kitchen. Stone flagged floor. Huge green Aga off to one side. He saw me looking at it. ‘Ave propane tank outside. Runs Aga and water ‘eater” he says. Answers that question I thought. “Waters good” he says. “T’wells not deep but t’water ‘s just grand. Never’ad it dry up neither.” Another question answered.
Coats hanging on wooden hooks. A row of boots on the stone flagged floor. An enormous pine table occupied the centre of the room scrubbed almost white over the years. The sink was old porcelain which reminded me of my grandmother’s kitchen. Beamed ceiling. Plaster and lathe walls. Chilly just now.
We go through a low door. “Watch your ‘ead” he says. “all doors are real low. You’ll only crack yoursen once.”
We enter his living room. Dropping to his knees in front of the fireplace he put a match to a fire already layed. “Soon warm up in ‘ere” he says. “Walls are real thick.”
“I see you ‘ave a lot of questions. Let me tell you about the place. Like a drink?” We settled into chairs either side of the fireplace single malts in hand, fire just starting to take. A satisfied whimper from one of the borders.
“Like I said I bought the place from old George over thirty year ago. I don’t know how long he ‘ad it but I think it ‘ad bin in ‘is family for a long time. He’d done nothing to it! I added plumbing and wiring and installed the generator. There used to be an outhouse. Terrible in the winter.” He smiled at the memory and took a sip of the whiskey.
“There’s no phone but I use my mobile. It’s only recently I put in the dish for the TV but the reception’s a bit wobbly being down in the valley ‘ere.”
The main house, this building, was built just before the civil war as a gamekeepers cottage. The only thing different today is the plumbing and wiring I put in.” He stood up and shoveled some coal onto the fire. The room had quickly warmed up. “I never married. Haven’t found t’right woman yet. My neighbours wife comes over twice a week and fettle’s place for me. Does a right grand job. Not that I mek too much of a mess being on my own an all. I pay her a few bob and she’s ‘appy. Anyway lets ‘ave a look at wot we’ve got. Follow me lad.”
He got up and I followed him down a stone flagged corridor. The heat hadn’t got down here yet and it was cool. Not damp just cool. He entered another room and flicked on the light. “Lets see if we can find you summat in ‘ere” he says. I stood there in amazement. The end of the breadcrumb trail!
They were everywhere. Stacked like cordwood. All shapes and sizes. All colors. Many of them carefully carved. An incredible mix of woods, horn and bone. A lifetime of travel and collecting.
“Not all of ‘em are fer sale” Harry said. “Most o’them are irreplaceable but I’m sure we’ll find you summat.”
An hour later we were done. Spit on palm handshake in the old tradition. Four crooks and two walking sticks. Paid far more than I had anticipated but what the hell. I told you he was canny.
“Dust tha’ want summat to eat lad” he says. “Nobbut take a few minutes to ‘eat something up.” “ ‘elp yoursen to the whiskey. I’ll ‘ave one too.” he said disappearing into the kitchen.
Half an hour later we’re sitting at the kitchen table. Huge plate of stew in front of me and a Guinness in a glass. Should go well with the two large whiskies I thought.
Harry was a comfortable man to be with. A man’s man in a man’s home. Stew on the table, dogs under the table, fire glowing in the room next door. Not much conversation. It wasn’t necessary. The lights flickering every now and again as the generator hiccupped. Must be great for TV reception I thought.
Harry in his braces. Stuck into his stew like it was his last meal on earth. Periodically tipping up his Guinness. “Want another beer lad?” he says.
“No thanks Harry at some point in time I have to find my way back to Harrogate.” It was getting late already and it was as dark as it can only get in the country.
“Aren’t you going to get that Harry?” I said.
“Nay lad” says Harry. “It’s only George. He’s bin banging on the door since he died ten year ago. He’ll go away after a while. Thinks it’s still his place tha’ knows.”
“Nuther whiskey?” “I think so” I say as we retreat back into the cozy living room.
“Lotsa strange goings on up ‘ere” he says. “Nobody’s ever surprised. Strange sightings. People disappearing for several days then showing up again. Bright lights in the sky Bit further down t’road government has an observation post on top o’ fell. RAF blokes in there quite often. Supposed to be ‘ush ‘ush.”
“ “ere lad there’s summat else I’d like to show thee.” I followed him down the passageway again but this time he turned into a different room and flicked on the light. “What do thee think of that then?” he says. I walked into the room and stopped dead. It takes a lot to truly surprise me but I was stopped in my tracks. It was so unexpected, so out of place, seemingly so out of character.
Harry proudly walked across the room and opened another door giving entrance to a tastefully decorated modern ensuite complete with white, fluffy towels on a rail and lavender soap, still in its wrapper by the sink, all poised as though waiting for its user.
A woman’s room! Probably not just any woman but a woman of discerning taste and a love of nice things.
“That’s quite true lad. Just never met the right ‘un….but when I do her room’s ready!”
I much preferred Harry’s world……even with George.
I never knew if he found a woman befitting his room. I hope he did!
Monday, November 2, 2009
MY BROTHER'S HOUSEGUEST.

Michaelmas, Sept 29 1622, the first day of a bright Autumn. Henrietta, wife of Mark Fletcher, gave birth to a strapping son…….Henry. Henry’s birth, however, would have no effect on world events or even local history, remarkable only that he would live in a house later, much later, bought by my brother Tony in 1988, 350 years later.
In 1640 Henry finished his apprenticeship and chose not to continue working with his father on the cathedral but to strike out on his own.
Other than in and around the Church money was getting scarce. As a result young Henry didn’t get too far by modern standards. He made it, on foot, down the road, in the direction of Harrogate, as far as Ripley Castle and the quarries owned by Sir John Ingleby. With his experience and qualification and with no better prospect directly in front of him he took a job finishing stone after it was quarried.
A year later, in 1641, Henry, with his new wife Margaret, a scullery maid up at the Castle, moved into the house at the other end of the property. A home slightly larger than average directly opposite the packhorse bridge crossing Killinghall Beck.
It was exactly a year before the English Civil War broke out in earnest.
By March 1642 the quarrel had escalated to such an extent that the King moved his court from London to York thus making York the de facto capital of the country. It is to be noted that, at this point in time, the majority of Yorkshire was pro Royalist although the tide was soon to turn.
Early in 1643, with the snow still on the ground, Fairfax attacked Leeds from both sides of the river Aire. Leeds was defended by Sir William Savile but had little chance in the face of overwhelming odds. The Royalists were able to hold out for only three hours and were then quickly overwhelmed. Over 450 prisoners were taken together with several canons and a great store of other weapons.
Sir William escaped to his old friend Sir John Ingleby at Ripley Castle and it is upon this fact hangs our tale!
As he got older, not able to participate in most childhood activities, he developed an interest in history, more specifically Yorkshire’s history. An interest that became a vocation and ultimately a business.
He saved every penny but periodically acquired antique items of specific interest possibly unique. He avoided large pieces of furniture thinking that he would not be able to afford premises sufficiently large.
As his store became better known his financial situation improved proportionally. He was able to acquire rural properties that reflected his love of antiques and local history.
One of these small groups arrived at the far side of Killinghall Beck in the spring of 1643 causing the inhabitants of the cottages to flee. Henry and his wife Margaret fled in the direction of Ripon and his father Mark Fletcher the stonemason.
The Ingleby family still lived in the “big house” and horse riders still used the old bridge. Unfortunately the Starre Inn no longer existed having been converted to a private residence over a hundred years previously.
Hard to believe that so little had changed.
Monday, October 19, 2009
"DOGS' Nothing about boats......something about dogs.

Of course, over time, the boys got older. Interests moved to girls and rugby not necessarily in that order. Still every year the old shelter got pumped out to remove the danger.
Friday, October 9, 2009
12 to 40 Charter Fishing Part 3

The Canadian Coastguard Auxiliary has existed since before Confederation but was actually formalized in 1978. I joined in 1992 as a crewman!
The "Auxiliary" draws from local fishermen and people with local knowledge. Volunteers need to be able to be "on call" at a moments notice. Most volunteer for the evening/night shifts. I volunteered for the day shifts as I was available most of the time unless I was actually chartering. I also had the added advantage of living only minutes from the boat shed.
The boat in the shed! In those days a 24' rigid inflatable with 500 horses tacked on the blunt end and loaded down with state of the art electronics half of which didn't work half the time due to the environment. High on speed across the water but low on protection from the elements.
We had training. We had exercises. I took courses. I actually ended up being the boat's medic after having aced the final examination. (As an aside I was also teaching Advanced Piloting at the local Power Squadron.)
Sure we had our moments, some less memorable than others but one stands out as being remarkable.....a yarn worth telling.
Behind the mountains to be seen from my front lawn and across the Straights of Juan de Fuca lies Puget Sound not too far to the south. Just over the water from Seattle is Bangor WA one of the homes of the Pacific Fleet but more specifically the Pacific home of the USA's underwater nuclear deterrent.
The straights in front of my home are the only access to the open ocean. As a result warships of all types are a common sight as they sortie from Puget Sound. The most menacing of these is the Ohio class nuclear submarine carrying the Trident intercontinental nuclear missile. It is of one of these that I have a tale.
We'd had a steady blow over a number of days. Sufficient to keep the charter boats bobbing in their slips. Sufficient to develop a significant swell rolling down the straights. Sufficient to keep me in my vegetable garden taking advantage of the opportunity. The wind shifted as the depression moved through and the shift stirred up the surface of the waters on top of the swell leaving a confused and stomach churning sea. A mass of whitecaps to seaward of the sea wall. Spume blowing horizontally off the tops of the waves. Gulls disappearing behind the swells. A weak sun doing it's best to light up the seascape.
Being in the auxiliary I had a beeper on my belt. It had different tones signifying different levels of urgency the most electrifying of which being the Mayday signal. These were rare. Mostly, as a rescue boat, we performed search and rescue, towed in errant fishermen who had run out of gas and other equally mundane but very necessary tasks.
I remember I was picking green beans and commenting on how remarkable it was that each bright red flower turned into a green bean! Suddenly my beeper sounded. I couldn't believe my ears. A Mayday!! Run to the truck. Ignore the speed limit down to the boathouse. Struggle into the suit, boots and helmet whilst listening to Victoria Centre describing the incident on the VHF. By now the rest of the crew had arrived. Haul off the otter nets...otters make an incredible mess of the boat if you don't use them......open the outer doors and head out into the harbour.
A gill netter, overloaded after fishing the Swiftsure Bank, started taking on water on its way south. The pumps couldn't keep up with the flow and they had hit an area of significant chop caused by the collision of wind and tidal current thus compounding the problem. The crew, fearing for their lives, issued a Mayday on channel 16 and fired flares to attract assistance.
We struggled out heading for their last reported position. The conditions were atrocious for a small boat. A confused chop of about 10' riding on top of a westerly swell behind which the mast of a large sailboat would easily disappear.
As we approached the vessel it became quite apparent that we could not get alongside to take the men off as, by now, the aft sections of the gill netter were being washed by the chop. We were in constant communication with the vessel over the VHF radio and, of course, constantly monitored by the Rescue Centre in Victoria.
We suggested to the crew, three of them, that they get in the water in their survival suits. It would not have been easy to pick them up but a solution nevertheless. They refused. A second solution was to have them turn into the shore and run the boat aground. It was decided that this was impractical as the boat would have to turn broadside to the weather with a real danger of being rolled over.
By now we have a rescue helicopter overhead called in by the rescue centre. Due to the violent movement of the fishing boat it was impossible to lift the men off the deck. It was again suggested that the men get in the water with a swimmer from the chopper and they would be airlifted to safety. Again they refused. A quandary.
Our cox'n,s view was to just hang around, wait for the boat to go down and then take the men out of the water. It seemed to be the only option.
A new voice on the radio! "USS XXXXX calling rescue vessel off our port bow. Can we be of any assistance? Over." As we came high on the swell we could see approaching the sail (conning tower) of a submarine seemingly undisturbed by the seas that were tossing us and the gill netter around like corks. Her decks were awash as she headed home to Bangor. No one in sight. Black and menacing but at ease in her element. A "boomer." An Ohio class nuclear submarine!
We didn't realize how big she really was until a little later. Her skipper suggested that he bring his boat (they call them boats for some reason) broadside to the weather to our windward thereby putting us and the gill netter in her lea. Theoretically this should ease the conditions and enable us to take the men off.
By now we were willing to try anything. We were beginning to worry about our own safety in the confused sea and one of our own crew was violently ill. We were also concerned as to whether the sub could get close enough to create the effect we needed without running us all down. So much we knew !
Our cox,n agreed with the idea but only after advising the subs skipper that we retained command of the rescue should we have to abort.
The sub maneuvered approximately 100 yds to windward, broadside to the weather, and proceeded to blow her tanks. Remember that up till now she had been decks awash with just her sail and a small portion of her deck above the water.
I just stood there, hanging on for dear life, as this monster slowly rose out of the water. You could hear the blast of air as she forced air into her tanks and the water out. Water poured off her black and shining hull as she exposed as much of herself as physically possible. I had had no real idea how big she was other than some memories of Electric Boat Works in Connecticut......another tale! Now I know better. 560' long and displacing 17000 tons she sat there undisturbed by the weather. Sat like a rock. To give you some idea....a world war 2 light aircraft carrier was only 60' longer and this is a darned submarine!!
As she rose to windward, kept on station by her sophisticated navigation systems, the sea around us became quieter and quieter as if in fear and awe of this monster of the sea. We quickly drew alongside the fishing boat and took the three men off without them getting any wetter than they already were. We then quickly stood off in order to give the sub some room. "Thanks for your help Navy. Over." "Any time. Over" Came the response.
We watched her slowly settle back into the water like some leviathon and turn back on course for Puget Sound and home after her 70 day cruise in the Pacific.
It was all over in just a few minutes! Seemed like it anyway.
We radioed in the position of the gill netter as it was now a hazard to navigation only after the helicopter had agreed to stay on station as long as her fuel allowed. We advised the centre that it would be impossible to get a tow on the boat and that in our opinion she would founder pretty quickly.
As we pounded our way back to harbour we were advised that the boat had in fact gone down! We had the crew as was our mandate......and a tale to tell.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
12 to 40 Charter Fishing part 2
